Batter up!

Playing softball is a fun time for both men and women, however you never know what you may hear when you are there. Everyone is having a great game today and you are nervous as can be, it is your turn up for bat and you know you better do good. The pitcher swings her arm back, forward, and releases the ball you hit it, and BAM! you hit the pitcher dead in the head! Okay so that wasn't so good right, it cannot possibly get any worse, or make you feel more embarrassed than you just did. Well, maybe it can....

You are up to bat again, you lean into the pitch swing and .... whoops.... the loudest fart you have ever heard comes out, and you realize it came out of you! Even worse yet is, the guy you have been checking out was standing behind the fence, right behind you.... it would be the same day you ate hard boiled eggs...